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Roseann Mueller

Pledge name:
I Don't Know Who You Guys Are, But Can I Have Your Ice Cream?
Big Brother:
Gavin Zimmerman (2011)
Activated:
Spring 2009
Little Brother:
Nathan Alden (2012)
Offices held:
Historian: 2009 - 10
Expected Graduation:
Spring 2012
Major:
Anthropology
Minor:
Philosophy
Quote:
"For if that which you seek you find not within yourself, you will never find it without."
- Doreen Valiente

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Quotes from Roseann (aka Roseann's history of Foot In Mouth Disease)

"My name is Roseann Mueller and I would like to pledge...oh...wait...hold on..."
Roseann's call to pledge the House

"'Get down on your knees.'
'Well, if THAT'S all it takes...'"
- Gavin Zimmerman (2011)/Roseann
    during the pledging ceremony

"I think I can keep my vagina in my pants for one night."
Roseann's response to being told she has too much sex

Roseann: "Why is God picking on Job?"
Professor Cope-Kasten: "He's making a bet with Satan to prove a point."
Roseann: "But he's GOD. Why does he have to prove anything?"
Professor Cope-Kasten: "He doesn't. That's the point."
Roseann: "This God character sounds pretty shady."
- Day 1 of the Philosophy of Religion class

"AH! I just tried to hit Darren's penis and it's made of steel! It really hurts!"
Roseann's attempt to hit Darren Fazzino (2011) in the penis and hitting the doorknob instead

"Get on the table and take me now!"
Roseann to Matthew Muza (2012) during a game of Risk: Godstorm

"But everybody loves eugenics!"
Roseann, Day 1 of the Human Origins class

"This is Disneyland! This has to be the happiest place on earth, motherfuckers!"
Roseann's idea of an honest advertisement

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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